basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from zackisontumblr with 123,451 notes

jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from captainsassycat with 183,944 notes

ARTIST: Arctic Monkeys

TRACK: I Wanna Be Yours (Acoustic)

ALBUM: AM

PLAYS: 823,687

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from acidicmoons with 143,851 notes

(Source: fallforwatson)

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from shusuke22 with 515,718 notes

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

image

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from pizza with 343,655 notes

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

image

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from ruinedchildhood with 565,473 notes

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from iurp with 25,661 notes

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from stop with 147,057 notes

real-life-night-vale:

viridecinerem:

4gifs:

Gravity shift! [video]

THIS IS SO COOL

City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.

real-life-night-vale:

viridecinerem:

4gifs:

Gravity shift! [video]

THIS IS SO COOL

City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.

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That little tail wag kills me

(Source: ds08tf)

autosuficiencia:

my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

sociallychallengednerd:

t334:

hikki-ko-mori:

oddlegs:

sp3ranza:

praise the lord it’s back

gets better every time

THIS ISN’T EVEN FUNNY ITS JUST REALLY REALLY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE LIKE HOLY SHIT

^^^^ Basically.

I just can’t get over that he did all that in a snuggie 

(Source: videohall)

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

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