my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
i’m feeling sick
no no no no
Me trying to finish something important on time:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.
I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
Gravity shift! [video]
THIS IS SO COOL
City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.
That little tail wag kills me
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
praise the lord it’s back
gets better every time
THIS ISN’T EVEN FUNNY ITS JUST REALLY REALLY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE LIKE HOLY SHIT
I just can’t get over that he did all that in a snuggie