miecroft:

tennantbutt:

tennantbutt:

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IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF HOLY SHIT THEYRE ALL LIKE “WHOA FUCK OH MY GOD” AND TWO FUCKING RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND THREE HES LIKE “FUCK IT IM DONE” AND FIVES JUST LIKE “oh fuck what is th- HOL Y SHIT IS THAT A DICK” and oNES JUST LIKE “NO… NO NO NO” AND THREES JUST LIKE “IVE SEEN A COUPLE OF THOSE”

i didnt think my analysis of this gif would get notes

crYING

jellyfishonanescalator:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

Is this America, UK, Europe, where? Or does it work all over the globe. Like if I was held up in Bangladesh, would this work?

(Source: eviehartley)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

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whitedenimjacket:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

we want Donna back

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

(Source: meganslo)

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
  • graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
  • on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
  • graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
  • montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
  • graham: yes
  • graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
  • petra: we're half through voting now
  • graham: oh that's depressing
  • estonia: shows up
  • graham: is he standing outside a prison?
  • albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
  • graham: better than you
  • albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
  • graham: you should leave
  • eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
  • graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
  • germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
  • graham: speak for yourself
  • dude: breathes
  • graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
  • petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
  • graham: god, please, no
  • denmark: winning
  • graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
  • voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
  • graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
  • graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
  • graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
  • doctorwho-harrypotter17:

    At this i almost died

    snarg:

    truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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