graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham:
if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance:
good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro:
the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro:
we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham:
yes
graham:
i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra:
we're half through voting now
graham:
oh that's depressing
estonia:
shows up
graham:
is he standing outside a prison?
albania:
petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham:
better than you
albanian guy:
(singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham:
you should leave
eric:
i'll help you to the bathroom
graham:
don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany:
we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham:
speak for yourself
dude:
breathes
graham:
oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra:
azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham:
god, please, no
denmark:
winning
graham:
busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won:
proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham:
can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham:
oh flowers now, marvellous
graham:
my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice